Detective Boy Blohr, Hero or Horrible?
We all know that the police around these parts are more corrupt than an improperly saved video file; but many have tried to point out Detective Boy Blohr as the savior of the department. Is that really reasonable though? Let's take a look at some of his actions and make that judgement call ourselves:

First off, he’s incompetent when it comes to solving cases. How long did it take him to find the Furnace Thief again? Oh that's right, he didn’t! It came from an anonymous tip, which my sources say was actually Sheriff Gaby; yet another corrupt cop in the department.
It's a well known fact that he let the Door Placer walk on out of the station. The first real criminal this detective manages to lay his hands on and he doesn’t even prosecute.
Speaking of prosecution, when's the last time you actually saw someone get due process through this department? Detective Boy Blohr in particular is known for digging out the jail below the department and simply throwing ‘criminals’ in without any form of trial.
Not that he could ever go to trial, since most of his evidence isn’t even real. Thats right, Detective Boy Blohr has been faking evidence that he supposedly receives from some divine source in the sky. As well as imagining clicks.
And on one last note, can we talk about his decision to release the Furnace Thief? The most notorious villain in the land is let walk because the detective “trusts him”. Ridiculous.
Obviously we need some kind of authority to remove this pathetic excuse for a cop from his place in the department. And while they’re at it, might as well bulldoze the building since it looks like a forgotten construction project







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