Mushroom Cannoli

Rumors are currently circling that a new age of crime has arrived on our fair soil. Evotech's very own crime familia has made an appearance in the form of a recruitment film. The founder goes by the name of the God Fungus, apparently a much fancier looking alternate personality to one time cop drop out Shroomy. Apparently the corruption in the police department wasn't enough for him as he's looking to start a criminal empire of his own. While we at ExposoTech do not approve of any criminal activities, we have to admit his suit was very nice looking. We also hope to reach out for comment from this God Fungus as to his reasoning behind starting this enterprise and what he hopes to accomplish. Additionally, it appears that wealth is a major part of his reasoning as he is requesting iron blocks in return for entry into the family. We here at ExposoTech plan to keep a close eye on any future development of this situation.