#CatBlohr, Dangerous Love

#CatBlohr rocked the world of EvoTech followers recently as Detective Boy Blohr and Deputy Cat officially announced their relationship. But what does this mean for the future? In most cases love is a harmless fantasy, however we here at ExposoTech believe that this love is more dangerous than a fire during the dry season.

Let's begin with the greatest obvious downside. #ShroomBlohr has officially sunk.

Moving on quickly we can already predict the negative effects for the department. With Detective Boy Blohr already struggling with his inner and outer corruption as a member of the police, as well as Deputy Cat's lack of evidence of actual work being done from her side, how can an inner department relationship actually spell positive results?

When we reached out to Detective Boy Blohr, we received this as comment:

"Work ethic will improve as we work well together as a singular catmaskguy unit." Personally this sounds like some kind of Shroom Addict answer, but we here at ExposoTech judge based on evidence, not speculation. We welcome any art of a 'catmaskguy unit' however.

We also reached out to Deputy Cat however she was unavailable for comment, probably hiding in a Cat House which she is known to frequent.

Personally many of us at ExposoTech are very happy for the young couple, however we encourage the public to be wary that our ineffective police department will most likely be crumbling even faster from the inside now that this has happened.