Hawkminer, the True Story

The latest addition to the server hasn’t been anything good; in fact you could call him bad. Going by the IGN Hawkminer, this panda is trouble and we all know it. He’s sarcastic, a bit mean and a whole lot’a racist. He even spams pick up lines both vocally and textually; if not sexually. So how did somebody like this end up on the server? Money. Lets take a look back at the Charity Stream shall we? Who was the top donator? Hawkminer. Who got invited to Face Fun due to donations? Hawkminer. Who clearly has no life since he stayed up for 48 hours not once, but twice, for events related to EvoTech? Hawkminer. That last one has no significance except to show that this is less than a person who we’re dealing with. While we’re on that topic, in fact, let's point out that this “Hawk” isn’t even a bird. He’s a panda. And he does human like actions. Honestly, we here at ExposoTech aren’t even sure what to say about that. But back to the Pay to Play strategy that he employed, its clearly on everyone’s mind as TheMinecraftAvatar said in his introduction of Hawkminer to the server “This doesn’t mean you can pay to get on the server”. Trying to cover our tracks, are we Mr.Aang456?